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Unusual Encounters

Just landed off a long and demanding flight. I was highly demanded of the whole way across the Atlantic. I had the most bizzare situations occur with customers today. My highlight was the following:

Tall, overweight women, around late 30’s. I spot her at the far end of the aisle. Like a lion chasing its prey she stomps towards me. I look around to see if I can escape her clasp. Too late. She approaches with her cub in hand, throws the baby at me and screams:
“Hold my baby you bastard. I need to take a piss”
Enough said!